Please, Call Me Bill : Top 10 Most Beautiful Hockey Players

DID YOU KNOW THAT BILL LIKES HOCKEY?

Well I do.

From butts, to face, all the way to their skill!

I Bill Murray (Katie Murray) will rank the top 10 hottest hockey players in the NHL!
I mean you know it is always nice to see them play, but it is also nice to see whats under the helmet.

10. TYLER SEGUIN (Dallas Stars)

Everyone say hello to Mr. Seguin. This mad man is a former Boston Bruin who once got scratched after he missed a team breakfast. Although not even close to one of my favourite players, due to his beautiful face, glorious tattoos and bad boy attitude this man winds up in my number 10 spot.

I am literally still laughing from when this happened.

9. PATRICK KANE (Chicago Blackhawks)

I was told by many people to take this man off the list, but the lord knows that is for sure not happening. Kaner is a keeper and has a nice face.

Hot Damn Petunia

8. KRIS LETANG (Pittsburgh Penguins)

Ahhhh a Pittsburgh Penguin. Just being a Pittsburgh Penguin automatically just gets him on the list. That is not the only thing that gets him on this list though! The number one amazing thing about Tanger is the fact he has the most amazing locks! It has to be the best long messy hockey hair I have ever seen in my life.

7. JONATHAN TOEWS(Chicago Blackhawks)

Oh Canada our home and native land of sexy men. ha.
The assistant captain of Team Canada and Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks Jonathan Toews really reels in the ladies with the trademark baby face smile. Also come on look deep into those eyes....they...they...put you in a sort of trance.
Jonathan Toews hits the number 7 spot on this list.

6. JEFF SKINNER (Carolina Hurricanes)

This baby face talented young man really has a contagious smile. At only the age of 21 Jeff Skinner really has a big future ahead of him. Game wise and face wise.

5. TANNER GLASS (Pittsburgh Penguins)

This one is for my best friend Katie. Tanner is a babe and I will be at his wedding one day when he marries my Macdaddyalister! He has a rocking beard, some great 'glassy' eyes and a beautiful bod.

4. CHRIS HIGGINS (Vancouver Canucks)

Positive things about the Canucks: Higgins, Higgins Abs, Higgins beard 10/10 would stroke. He looks like a god dang freaking model. Everyone needs some Higgins in their life.

3. GABRIEL LANDESKOG (Colorado Avalanche)

Those Avalanche fans over in Colorado are very lucky to be able to watch this piece of man meat play. I mean he just recently signed on to the Avalanche for another seven years. You people get to stare at this beautiful face for seven whole years. I deeply envy you. So anyways people this man with the beautiful golden locks is hot and if you claim that you do not find this man even the least bit attractive, you are lying big time.

Oh kind sir if you could please come off that ice for a bit and into my life that would be a nice.

2. RYAN KESLER (Vancouver Canucks)

Oh Ryan Kesler. This 6’2″ stud was drafted in the first round by Vancouver and has played for the Canucks his entire NHL career.

Please please please please please please please put that smile and hat away and get out of my face

His abs make all of the angels and saints weep

NOW NOW NOW...

you have scrolled and you have conquered the sexiness that comes along with this list and let me tell you that I am not even prepared to write down this name on this list as even typing it makes me swoon for the stars. God took his time on this sweet face and sweet butt. It is not just his looks, but also the way he plays hockey (he plays it like amazing...like really amazing) makes girls go weak at the knees.

That is why the number one spot goes to no one else, but my future husband....

1. SIDNEY CROSBY (Pittsburgh Penguins)

The butt of all butts and the face of all faces. Sidney Patrick Crosby is the not just the hottest hockey player in the world, but also the hottest man with the greatest butt that graces this place we call earth. With the butt of Kim Kardashian, Sid the beautiful kid dekes his way into our hearts with his sultry smile and again great butt. He seriously has a great butt.